1 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,288 While I'm very familiar with you and your family, 2 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:46,042 I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. 3 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,208 Are you aware of my existence? 4 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,220 Yes. 5 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,384 This is good. 6 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:57,057 Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? 7 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,431 Yes. 8 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,097 Please tell me what you've heard. 9 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,398 I've heard 10 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:10,233 that the fuhrer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France 11 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,235 who are either hiding or passing for gentile. 12 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,570 The fuhrer couldn't have said it better himself. 13 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:23,159 But the meaning of your visit, 14 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:27,837 pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. 15 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,751 The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews 16 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,507 and found nothing. 17 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,927 I'm aware of that. 18 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,926 I've read the reports of this area. 19 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:46,147 But like any enterprise, when under new management, 20 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,317 there is always a slight duplication of efforts, 21 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:55,236 most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless. 22 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,281 I just have a few questions, monsieur lapadite. 23 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,076 If you can assist me with answers, 24 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,243 my department can close the file on your family. 25 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,881 Now, 26 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,800 before the occupation, there were four Jewish families in this area, 27 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,727 all dairy farmers like yourself, 28 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:31,151 doleracs, rollins, the loveitts 29 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,650 and the dreyfuses. 30 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,360 Is that correct? 31 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,486 To my knowledge, 32 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,993 those were the Jewish families among the dairy farmers. 33 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,998 Herr colonel, would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe? 34 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,541 Please, monsieur lapadite, 35 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,620 this is your house, make yourself comfortable. 36 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,922 Now, according to these papers, 37 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,301 all the Jewish families in this area have been accounted for 38 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,180 except the dreyfuses. 39 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:05,056 Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished. 40 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,479 Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape 41 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,437 or someone is very successfully hiding them. 42 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:16,272 What have you heard about the dreyfuses, monsieur labpadite? 43 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,366 Only rumors. 44 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,693 I love rumors! 45 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,651 Facts could be so misleading, 46 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,867 where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. 47 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,747 So, monsieur lapadite, 48 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:30,077 what rumors have you heard regarding the dreyfuses? 49 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:36,041 Again, this is just a rumor, 50 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:42,427 but we heard the dreyfuses had made their way into Spain. 51 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,058 So, the rumors you've heard have been of escape? 52 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,817 Yes. 53 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:03,197 Having never met the dreyfuses, would you confirm for me 54 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:06,534 the exact members of the household and their names? 55 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,919 There were five of them. 56 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,796 The father, Jacob. 57 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,171 Wife, miram. 58 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,810 And her brother, Bob. 59 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,606 How old is Bob? 60 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,571 Thirty, 31. 61 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,069 Continue. 62 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,071 And the children, 63 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,907 Amos 64 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,460 and shosanna. 65 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,464 Ages of the children? 66 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,142 Amos was nine or 10. 67 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,312 And shosanna? 68 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,474 And shosanna was 69 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,941 18 or 19. I'm not really sure. 70 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,125 Well, I guess that should do it. 71 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:44,924 However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk? 72 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,466 But of course. 73 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,270 Monsieur lapadite, 74 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:02,354 are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? 75 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,406 I have no interest in such things. 76 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,162 But you are aware of what they call me. 77 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,042 I'm aware. 78 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,662 What are you aware of? 79 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,095 That they call you "the Jew hunter." 80 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,721 Precisely. 81 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,726 I understand your trepidation in repeating it. 82 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,061 Heydrich apparently hates the moniker 83 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,815 the good people of Prague have bestowed on him. 84 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:46,147 Actually, why he would hate the name "the hangman" is baffling to me. 85 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,575 It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. 86 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,904 Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title 87 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,411 precisely because I've earned it. 88 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,920 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, 89 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,672 as opposed to most German soldiers, 90 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,751 I can think like a Jew 91 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,136 where they can only think like a German. 92 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,927 More precisely, a German soldier. 93 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:23,568 Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, 94 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,651 it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. 95 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,951 But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, 96 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,154 it would be that of the rat. 97 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,793 The fuhrer and goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing. 98 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,917 But where our conclusions differ, 99 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,958 is I don't consider the comparison an insult. 100 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:53,306 Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. 101 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,434 It's a hostile world, indeed. 102 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,638 If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now, 103 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,145 would you greet it with hostility? 104 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,984 I suppose I would. 105 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,653 Has a rat ever done anything to you 106 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,986 to create this animosity you feel toward them? 107 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,527 Rats spread disease. They bite people. 108 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,869 Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. 109 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,576 I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, 110 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,128 a squirrel could equally carry. 111 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,830 Would you agree? 112 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,259 Yet, I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels 113 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,337 that you do with rats, do you? 114 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,467 No. 115 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,007 Yet, they're both rodents, are they not? 116 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,095 And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? 117 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,356 It's an interesting thought, herr colonel. 118 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,104 However interesting as the thought may be, 119 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,437 it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel, 120 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,868 if a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I'm talking 121 00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:00,866 would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? 122 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,374 Probably not. 123 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,748 I didn't think so. 124 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,917 You don't like them. 125 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,873 You don't really know why you don't like them. 126 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,710 All you know is you find them repulsive. 127 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:17,014 Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search 128 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,596 of a house suspected of hiding Jews. 129 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,102 Where does the hawk look? 130 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,398 He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, 131 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,900 he looks everywhere he would hide. 132 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:33,027 But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. 133 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,949 However, the reason the fuhrer has brought me off my alps in Austria 134 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,454 and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. 135 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,079 Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of 136 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,168 once they abandon dignity. 137 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,089 May I smoke my pipe as well? 138 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,299 Please, herr colonel, make yourself at home. 139 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:17,113 Now, my job dictates 140 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,120 That I must have my men enter your home 141 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,959 and conduct a thorough search 142 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,796 before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. 143 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,468 And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. 144 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,758 That is unless you have something to tell me 145 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,848 that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. 146 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,180 I might add, also, that any information 147 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,318 Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward. 148 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,157 And that reward will be, 149 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,989 your family will cease to be harassed in any way 150 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:05,494 by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. 151 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,511 You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? 152 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,934 Yes. 153 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,771 You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? 154 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,358 Yes. 155 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,238 Point out to me the areas where they're hiding. 156 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,703 Since I haven't heard any disturbance, 157 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:08,436 I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak english. 158 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,393 Yes. 159 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,381 I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade. 160 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,895 Is that clear? 161 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,905 Yes. 162 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:23,962 It's the girl. 163 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,764 Au revoir, shosannal! 164 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,569 Aldo: Ten-=-hut! 165 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,373 My name is lieutenant Aldo raine. 166 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:42,381 And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. 167 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,585 Eight Jewish American soldiers. 168 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:50,135 Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. 169 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,933 Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. 170 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,434 We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians. 171 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,353 Once we're in enemy territory, 172 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,942 as a bushwhacking guerrilla army, 173 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,397 we're going to be doing one thing and one thing only. 174 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,407 Killing Nazis. 175 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,993 I don't know about you all, 176 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,993 but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn smoky mountains, 177 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:19,043 cross 5,000 miles of water, fight my way through half of sicily 178 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:23,502 and jump out of a airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. 179 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,674 Nazi ain't got no humanity. 180 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,920 They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hating, mass-murdering maniac 181 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,256 and they need to be destroyed. 182 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:36,977 That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform, 183 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,270 they're going to die. 184 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,649 Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man Jim Bridger. 185 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,900 That means I got a little Indian in me. 186 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:52,193 And our battle plan will be that of an apache resistance. 187 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,621 We will be cruel to the Germans. 188 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,288 And through our cruelty, they will know who we are. 189 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,702 And they will find the evidence of our cruelty 190 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,708 in the disemboweled, dismembered 191 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:07,462 and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. 192 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,093 And the German won't be able to help themselves 193 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:13,882 but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, 194 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,973 and our boot heels and the edge of our knives. 195 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,722 And the German will be sickened by us. 196 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,024 And the German will talk about us. 197 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,318 And the German will fear us. 198 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,313 And when the German closes their eyes at night 199 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,696 and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, 200 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:36,495 it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. 201 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,202 Sound good? 202 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,908 All: Yes, sir! 203 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,040 That's what I like to hear. 204 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:48,090 But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. 205 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,044 When you join my command, you take on debit. 206 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:54,054 A debit you owe me, personally. 207 00:23:56,060 --> 00:24:00,645 Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps. 208 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,188 And I want my scalps. 209 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:09,279 And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis. 210 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,777 Or you will die trying! 211 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,566 Hey, Hirschberg. 212 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,030 Send that kraut sarge over. 213 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,608 Hirschberg: You. Go. 214 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,397 Sergeant Werner rachtman. 215 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:39,901 Lieutenant Aldo raine. Pleased to meet you. 216 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,486 You know what "sit down" means, Werner? 217 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,364 Yes. Then sit down. 218 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,161 How is your english, Werner? 219 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,167 Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. 220 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:53,369 Wicki here, 221 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,710 an Austrian-Jew, got the out of Munich while the getting was good. 222 00:27:56,758 --> 00:28:00,671 Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for. 223 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,883 Another one up there you might be familiar with. 224 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,843 Sergeant Hugo stiglitz. 225 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,426 Heard of him? 226 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:13,434 Everybody in the German army has heard of Hugo stiglitz. 227 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,139 Male narrator: The reason for Hugo stiglitz's celebrity 228 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,279 among German soldiers is simple. 229 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:34,039 As a German-enlisted man, he killed 13 gestapo officers. 230 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,302 Instead of putting him up against a wall, 231 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,263 the high command decided to send him back to Berlin 232 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,806 to be made an example of. 233 00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:01,104 Needless to say, once the basterds heard about him, 234 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,109 he never got there. 235 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,893 Sergeant Hugo stiglitz? 236 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,316 Lieutenant Aldo raine. These are the basterds. 237 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,030 Ever heard of us? 238 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,621 We just want to say we're a big fan of your work. 239 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,989 When it comes to killing Nazis... 240 00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:00,374 I think you show great talent. 241 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:04,212 And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent. 242 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,886 But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. 243 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,969 We all come here to see if you want to go pro. 244 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,106 Can I assume you know who we are? 245 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,562 You're Aldo the apache. P 246 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,407 Werner, if you heard of us, 247 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,115 you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. 248 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:36,118 We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. 249 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,494 Oh, yeah. 250 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,623 Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. 251 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:42,921 Either kill you or let you go. 252 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,583 Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive 253 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,591 depends entirely on you. 254 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,675 Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. 255 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:59,517 Besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol around here somewhere. 256 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,516 If that patrol were to have any crack shots, 257 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,569 that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. 258 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:10,115 So if you ever want to eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again, 259 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,028 you got to show me on this here map where they are. 260 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:19,283 You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me 261 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:21,793 what kind of artillery they're carrying with them. 262 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:27,507 You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. 263 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:32,546 Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. 264 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,515 I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. 265 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,765 And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. 266 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,471 Now, just take that finger of yours 267 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,899 and point out on this here map where this party is being held, 268 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,353 how many is coming and what they brought to play with. 269 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,783 I respectfully refuse, 270 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,416 hear that? 271 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:03,792 Yes. 272 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,211 That's sergeant Donny donowitz. 273 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:12,218 You might know him better by his nickname. 274 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,045 The bear Jew. 275 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:19,181 Now, if you heard of Aldo the apache, you got to have heard about the bear Jew. 276 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,514 I heard of the bear Jew. 277 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,179 What did you hear? 278 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,687 Beats German soldiers with a club. 279 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:29,862 He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. 280 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,343 And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, 281 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,232 and if you still respectfully refuse, 282 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,363 I'm calling the bear Jew over. 283 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,366 He's going to take that big bat of his, 284 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:41,620 and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. 285 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,761 Now, take your wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, 286 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,832 and point out on this map what I want to know. 287 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,219 you. 288 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,347 And your Jew dogs. 289 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,295 Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. 290 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,239 Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death 291 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:12,191 is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny! 292 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,400 Donny: Yeah? 293 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,987 Got us a German here who wants to die for country. 294 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,408 Oblige him. 295 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,470 Did you get that for killing Jews? 296 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,933 Bravery. 297 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:45,614 Yeah! 298 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,619 Basterd 1: Oh, no! Basterd 2: Oh, no! 299 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:51,832 Donny! 300 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,584 Basterd: Yeah, Donny! 301 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,629 About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you. 302 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,758 Teddy Williams knocks it out of the park! 303 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:04,467 Fenway park is on its feet for Teddy ballgame! 304 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,478 He went yard on that one, on to lansdowne street! 305 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,603 You! 306 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,525 Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive! 307 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,736 Get the up! Batter up. You're on deck! 308 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,743 Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground. 309 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:25,949 English? 310 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,836 Ask him if he wants to live. 311 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:44,923 Ask him how many Germans. 312 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,554 What kind of artillery? 313 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,908 Now, when you report what happened here, 314 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:07,704 you can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you. 315 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:11,662 They're going to want to know why you so special, we let you live. 316 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:15,416 So tell them, we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks 317 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,964 what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. 318 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:43,774 Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do? 319 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,123 Wicki: He's going to hug his mother. 320 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,035 Well, ain't that nice? 321 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,962 Ask if he's going to take off his uniform. 322 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,919 Wicki: He's going to burn it. 323 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,930 Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. 324 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:12,936 See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot them. 325 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,517 Just like that. 326 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:23,397 But you take off that uniform, ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi. 327 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,652 And that don't sit well with us. 328 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:34,324 So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 329 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:50,177 You know, lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. 330 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,806 You know how you get to carnegie hall, don't you? 331 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,013 Practice. 332 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,962 Hans: Au revoir, shosanna! 333 01:02:35,377 --> 01:02:39,791 Male narrator: At that time, 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable 334 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:42,876 that you couldn't even bring a reel onto a streetcar. 335 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:44,862 Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle. 336 01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:46,342 They're films, ain't they? Yes. 337 01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:48,049 Then they're flammable. Go on, hop off. 338 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:52,057 Male narrator: Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper. 339 01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,725 Shosanna has a collection 340 01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:02,856 of over 350 nitrate film prints. 341 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,595 Man: Right this way, lieutenant. 342 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:39,452 Lieutenant Archie hicox reporting, sir. 343 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:42,329 General ed fenech. At ease, hicox. 344 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:44,377 Drink? 345 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:50,341 If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water. 346 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:54,012 That-a-boy, lieutenant. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? 347 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,090 The bar is in the globe. 348 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,562 Something for yourself, 349 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:05,812 whiskey. Straight. No junk in it. 350 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,982 It says here that you speak German fluently. 351 01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:12,029 Like a katzenjammer kid. 352 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:14,779 And your occupation before the war? 353 01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:15,988 I'm a film critic. 354 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:18,577 List your accomplishments. 355 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,530 Well, sir, such as they are, 356 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:25,164 I write reviews and articles for a publication called films and filmmakers, 357 01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,667 and I've had two books published. 358 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:31,625 Impressive. Don't be modest, lieutenant. What are their titles? 359 01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:32,678 The first book was called 360 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:37,256 art of the eyes, the heart and the mind: A study of German cinema in the "20s. 361 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:41,184 And the second one was called twenty-four frame Da Vinci. 362 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:46,607 It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director g.W. Pabst. 363 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,691 What should we drink to, sir? 364 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,018 Well... 365 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,237 Down with Hitler. 366 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:54,689 All the way down, sir. 367 01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,316 Yes. 368 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:04,123 Are you familiar with German cinema under the third reich? 369 01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:10,213 Yes. Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years, 370 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,541 but I'm familiar with it. 371 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:13,670 Explain it to me. 372 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,380 Pardon, sir? 373 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:19,715 Well, this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry 374 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:24,974 under the third reich. Explain to me ufa under goebbels. 375 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,562 Goebbels considers the films he's making 376 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,853 to be the beginning of a new era in German cinema. 377 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:34,984 An alternative to what he considers 378 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:38,032 the Jewish-German intellectual cinema of the '20s, 379 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,407 and the Jewish-controlled dogma of Hollywood. 380 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,079 How's he doing? 381 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:46,207 Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again? 382 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:51,254 You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game. 383 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:55,250 Well, compared to, say, Louis b. Mayer, 384 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,381 how's he doing? 385 01:06:58,431 --> 01:06:59,671 Quite well, actually. 386 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:01,931 Since goebbels has taken over, 387 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:06,432 film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. 388 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,981 But Louis b. Mayer wouldn't be goebbels' proper opposite number. 389 01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:13,856 I believe goebbels sees himself closer to David o. Selznick. 390 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,649 Brief him. 391 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:25,034 Lieutenant hicox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on operation kino. 392 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:26,785 Three days from now 393 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:31,168 Joseph goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris. 394 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:32,412 What film, sir? 395 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:35,127 The motion picture is called nation's pride. 396 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:39,461 In attendance at this joyous germatic occasion 397 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:43,970 will be goebbels, goring, bormann, and mast of the German high command 398 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,803 including all high ranking officers of both the ss and the gestapo, 399 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:51,310 as well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry. 400 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,483 The master race at play? 401 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:57,734 Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. 402 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,361 The objective of operation kino, 403 01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:03,026 blow up the basket. 404 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:07,914 And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth. 405 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,496 Jolly good, sir. 406 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,746 An American secret service outfit that lives deep behind enemy lines 407 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,377 will be your assist. 408 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:20,335 The Germans call them the basterds. 409 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:24,096 The basterds. Never heard of them. 410 01:08:24,267 --> 01:08:27,134 Whole point of the secret service, old boy, you not hearing of them. 411 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:31,179 But the jerries have heard of them, because these yanks have been them the devil. 412 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:36,018 You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris. 413 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,186 The basterds will be waiting for you. 414 01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,981 First thing, you'll go to a little village called Nadine. 415 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,905 In Nadine, there's a tavern called la louisiane. 416 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:48,204 There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there. 417 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:50,436 She's the one who is going to get you into the premiere. 418 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:54,203 It'll be you, her, and two German-born members of the basterds. 419 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:57,710 She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need. 420 01:08:58,551 --> 01:08:59,711 How will I know her? 421 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:03,052 I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you. 422 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:07,052 Your contact is Bridget Von hammersmark. 423 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,599 Bridget Von hammersmark? 424 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:12,891 The German movie star is working for england? 425 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:15,556 Yes, for the last two years now. 426 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:19,194 One could even say that operation kino was her brainchild. 427 01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:20,398 Indeed. 428 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:21,570 Got the gist? 429 01:09:21,616 --> 01:09:24,358 I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles. 430 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:31,990 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a basement. 431 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:33,416 I didn't know. 432 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:34,913 You said it was in a tavern. 433 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,210 It is a tavern. 434 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:37,620 Yeah, in a basement. 435 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:41,166 You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. 436 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:44,593 Number one being, you're fighting in a basement. 437 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,550 What if we go in there and she's not even there? 438 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:47,839 We wait. 439 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:52,769 Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous. 440 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,625 Stiglitz, right? 441 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:17,748 That's right, sir. 442 01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:21,497 I hear you're pretty good with that. 443 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:28,421 You know, we're not looking for trouble right now. 444 01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:32,221 Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful. 445 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:38,932 However, the off chance I'm wrong, things prove eventful, 446 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:43,065 I need to know we can all remain calm. 447 01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:49,195 I don't look calm to you? 448 01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:57,034 Well, now that you put it like that, I guess you do. 449 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:17,976 This Jerry of yours, stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he? 450 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:23,526 Is that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type? 451 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,818 Fair point, lieutenant. 452 01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,861 So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do? 453 01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:35,162 Make bets on how it all comes out? 454 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,538 If we get into trouble, we can handle it. 455 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:43,959 But if trouble does happen, we need you to make damn sure 456 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:48,214 no Germans, or French, for that matter, escape from that basement. 457 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:53,381 If frau Von hammersmark's cover is compromised, the mission is kaput. 458 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:59,392 Speaking of frau Von hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous? 459 01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:01,809 She chose the spot. 460 01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:03,562 Isn't that just dandy? 461 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:07,570 Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress. 462 01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:11,783 You don't got to be stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement. 463 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,905 She wasn't picking a place to fight. 464 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:16,783 She was picking a place isolated and without Germans. 465 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:29,401 (Female sergeant 466 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,020 Mmm. 467 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:54,055 (Von hammersmark and hicox 468 01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:48,583 Well, if this is it, old boy, 469 01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:52,162 I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the king's. 470 01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,210 By all means, captain. 471 01:32:01,266 --> 01:32:04,884 There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. 472 01:32:06,312 --> 01:32:09,099 Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, 473 01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:17,813 I must say, damn good stuff, sir. 474 01:32:21,119 --> 01:32:23,952 Now, about this pickle 475 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,326 we find ourselves in. 476 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:32,836 It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. 477 01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:34,787 And what would that be? 478 01:32:35,508 --> 01:32:36,508 Stiglitz. 479 01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:38,113 Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi . 480 01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:16,496 You outside. Who are you? 481 01:33:17,092 --> 01:33:18,753 British? American? 482 01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:20,626 What? 483 01:33:21,429 --> 01:33:22,965 Aldo: We're American. 484 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:24,720 What are you? 485 01:33:25,058 --> 01:33:27,014 I'm a German, you idiot. 486 01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:30,059 Aldo: Speak english pretty good for a German. 487 01:33:30,146 --> 01:33:31,352 I agree. 488 01:33:32,649 --> 01:33:34,139 So let's talk. 489 01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:36,266 Okay, talk. 490 01:33:36,986 --> 01:33:38,442 I'm a father. 491 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:42,609 My baby was born today. In Frankfurt. 492 01:33:43,118 --> 01:33:44,654 Five hours ago. 493 01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:49,529 His name is Max. We were in here drinking, celebrating. 494 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:53,833 They're the ones that came in shooting and killing. It's not my fault! 495 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,994 Okay! It wasn't your fault. 496 01:33:57,382 --> 01:33:59,213 What's your name, soldier? 497 01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:00,499 Wilhelm. 498 01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:04,924 Now, is there anybody alive on our side? 499 01:34:05,014 --> 01:34:06,800 No. I'm alive! 500 01:34:09,018 --> 01:34:10,383 Aldo: Who's that? 501 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,180 Is the girl on your side? 502 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:17,974 Which girl? 503 01:34:18,069 --> 01:34:20,481 Who do you think? Von hammersmark. 504 01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,688 Yeah, she's ours. 505 01:34:24,534 --> 01:34:25,774 Ils she okay? 506 01:34:28,788 --> 01:34:29,823 Wilhelm! 507 01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:32,697 She's been shot. 508 01:34:33,710 --> 01:34:35,291 But she's alive. 509 01:34:39,215 --> 01:34:40,705 Aldo: Okay, Wilhelm. 510 01:34:41,718 --> 01:34:44,130 What do you say we make us a deal? 511 01:34:45,471 --> 01:34:46,881 What's your name? 512 01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:48,046 Aldo. 513 01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:51,174 Okay, Wilhelm, here's my deal. 514 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:55,099 You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away. 515 01:34:55,148 --> 01:34:57,730 No guns. No guns me, no guns you. 516 01:34:57,775 --> 01:35:01,313 And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, willi. 517 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:04,153 You go your way, we go ours. 518 01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:07,107 And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy. 519 01:35:08,286 --> 01:35:11,198 So what do you say, willi? We got us a deal? 520 01:35:15,627 --> 01:35:16,707 Aldo. 521 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,577 I'm here, willi. 522 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:22,956 I want to trust you. 523 01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,211 But... 524 01:35:25,136 --> 01:35:26,626 But how can I? 525 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:30,839 What choice you got, son? 526 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:38,767 Okay, okay. 527 01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:41,566 Aldo, 528 01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:44,269 I'm going to trust you. 529 01:35:45,156 --> 01:35:46,156 Come down. 530 01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:05,123 Hey, willi, what's with the machine gun? I thought we had us a deal? 531 01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:07,462 We still have a deal. Now, get the girl and go. 532 01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:09,048 Not so fast. 533 01:36:09,138 --> 01:36:11,720 We only got a deal, we trust each other. 534 01:36:11,808 --> 01:36:13,514 And a Mexican standoff ain't trust. 535 01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:16,509 You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff. 536 01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:20,351 You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead. 537 01:36:20,400 --> 01:36:23,688 Up top, they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead. 538 01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:26,190 That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal. 539 01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:27,900 No trust, no deal. 540 01:36:43,798 --> 01:36:45,379 All right, Aldo. 541 01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:48,166 Fine. 542 01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:54,969 Just take that traitor, and get her out of my sight. 543 01:37:07,071 --> 01:37:10,484 Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs. 544 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:26,583 Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. 545 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:28,460 Few questions about what? 546 01:37:28,968 --> 01:37:31,129 About I got three men dead back there. 547 01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:34,007 Why don't you try telling us what the happened? 548 01:37:34,098 --> 01:37:38,057 The British officer blew his German act and the gestapo major saw it. 549 01:37:39,145 --> 01:37:41,386 Before we get into who shot John, 550 01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:46,349 why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? 551 01:37:51,282 --> 01:37:53,694 I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, 552 01:37:53,785 --> 01:37:56,447 that the Nazis being there must look odd. 553 01:37:56,537 --> 01:37:59,074 Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in english. 554 01:37:59,123 --> 01:38:01,114 It's called suspicious. P 555 01:38:05,421 --> 01:38:07,207 everybody needs to calm down. 556 01:38:07,298 --> 01:38:09,960 You're letting your imagination get the better of you. 557 01:38:11,344 --> 01:38:14,302 You met the sergeant yourself. Willi. 558 01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:16,254 You remember him, don't you? 559 01:38:16,307 --> 01:38:17,307 Yeah, I remember him. 560 01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:21,135 His wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a... 561 01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:22,969 He had just become a father! 562 01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:26,856 His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. 563 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:36,484 The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. 564 01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:38,317 It couldn't be both. 565 01:38:48,548 --> 01:38:50,459 How'd the shooting start? 566 01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:52,999 The englishman gave himself away. 567 01:38:53,094 --> 01:38:54,709 How'd he do that? 568 01:38:55,972 --> 01:38:58,179 He ordered three glasses. 569 01:38:59,392 --> 01:39:01,303 We order three glasses. 570 01:39:01,519 --> 01:39:03,475 That's the German three. 571 01:39:04,355 --> 01:39:06,141 The other looks odd. 572 01:39:06,732 --> 01:39:09,064 Germans would and did notice it. 573 01:39:17,702 --> 01:39:19,818 Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans 574 01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:22,487 and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. 575 01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:24,451 What was the next step? 576 01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:25,915 Tuxedos. 577 01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:29,373 To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms 578 01:39:29,422 --> 01:39:32,209 with all the military there would've been suicide. 579 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,460 But going as members of the German film industry, 580 01:39:37,889 --> 01:39:41,052 they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. 581 01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:45,723 I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. 582 01:39:46,939 --> 01:39:49,396 How'd you intend to get them in that premiere? 583 01:39:49,442 --> 01:39:51,057 Hand me my purse. 584 01:40:00,953 --> 01:40:03,365 Lieutenant hicox was going as my escort. 585 01:40:04,707 --> 01:40:08,700 The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. 586 01:40:09,837 --> 01:40:11,498 You still get us in that premiere? 587 01:40:11,589 --> 01:40:14,752 You speak German better than your friends? No. 588 01:40:15,176 --> 01:40:17,383 Have I been shot? Yes! 589 01:40:17,929 --> 01:40:22,764 I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon. 590 01:40:23,768 --> 01:40:26,180 Least of all, by tomorrow night. 591 01:40:39,075 --> 01:40:42,363 However, there's something you don't know. 592 01:40:44,455 --> 01:40:48,539 There've been two recent developments regarding operation kino. 593 01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:55,421 One, the venue has been changed from the ritz to a much smaller venue. 594 01:40:55,967 --> 01:40:59,130 Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very germatic. 595 01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:02,178 Why the hell is goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar? 596 01:41:02,265 --> 01:41:05,974 It probably has something to do with the second development. 597 01:41:11,941 --> 01:41:14,523 Der fihrer is attending the premiere. 598 01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:50,885 a duck! 599 01:41:59,530 --> 01:42:01,395 What are you thinking? 600 01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:04,900 I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old uncle Adolf 601 01:42:04,952 --> 01:42:06,863 makes this horse a different color. 602 01:42:06,912 --> 01:42:08,573 What is that supposed to mean? 603 01:42:08,664 --> 01:42:10,575 It means you getting us in that premiere. 604 01:42:10,666 --> 01:42:13,578 I'm probably going to end up losing this leg. 605 01:42:14,211 --> 01:42:16,577 Bye-bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted. 606 01:42:16,672 --> 01:42:19,539 How do you expect me to walk the red carpet? 607 01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:24,711 Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam. 608 01:42:24,805 --> 01:42:26,887 He's going to wrap it up in a cast, 609 01:42:26,932 --> 01:42:29,119 and you got a good how-i-broke-my-leg- mountain-climbing story. 610 01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:31,823 That's German, ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you? 611 01:42:31,896 --> 01:42:35,184 I don't. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants. 612 01:42:35,274 --> 01:42:37,060 But I see your point. 613 01:42:37,318 --> 01:42:40,810 We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears 614 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:44,193 and just limp your little ass up that Rouge carpet. 615 01:42:45,701 --> 01:42:48,943 I know this is a silly question before I ask it, 616 01:42:49,038 --> 01:42:54,408 but can you Americans speak any other language than english? 617 01:42:55,252 --> 01:42:57,538 We both speak a little Italian. 618 01:42:57,588 --> 01:43:00,079 With an atrocious accent, no doubt. 619 01:43:01,842 --> 01:43:05,300 But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib. 620 01:43:06,097 --> 01:43:08,930 Germans don't have a good ear for Italian. 621 01:43:12,853 --> 01:43:16,687 So you mumble Italian and brazen through it. Is that the plan? 622 01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:18,556 That's about it. 623 01:43:22,405 --> 01:43:23,440 That sounds good. 624 01:43:23,489 --> 01:43:25,901 It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home? 625 01:43:25,950 --> 01:43:27,781 No, that sounds good. 626 01:43:28,619 --> 01:43:32,532 If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building. 627 01:43:33,541 --> 01:43:34,621 Who does what? 628 01:43:34,667 --> 01:43:38,831 Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. 629 01:43:38,921 --> 01:43:42,038 Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. 630 01:43:42,133 --> 01:43:45,125 Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant. 631 01:43:45,678 --> 01:43:46,793 I don't speak Italian. 632 01:43:46,887 --> 01:43:50,300 Like I said, third best. Just keep your mouth shut, 633 01:43:50,349 --> 01:43:52,309 in fact, why don't you start practicing right now? 634 01:47:21,268 --> 01:47:22,268 Yes. 635 01:53:51,533 --> 01:53:52,818 Gorlomi? 636 01:53:57,748 --> 01:53:59,329 Gorlomi? 637 01:54:02,919 --> 01:54:04,159 Gorlomi. 638 01:54:07,716 --> 01:54:08,796 Gorlomi. 639 01:54:13,305 --> 01:54:15,091 Gorlomi. 640 01:54:17,601 --> 01:54:19,432 Antonio margheriti. 641 01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:23,436 Margheriti. 642 01:54:28,612 --> 01:54:30,694 Margheriti. 643 01:54:31,114 --> 01:54:32,445 Hans: Margheriti. 644 01:54:33,617 --> 01:54:34,652 Dominick decocco. 645 01:54:34,743 --> 01:54:40,503 Ea I ce on a sy a pe essen beans saar ee et === == een esse pene se ee etm a © st se te sa ee ee ee = se ee ee ee ee aa eer see ee et se ee se ee 646 02:00:24,509 --> 02:00:26,295 What's that American expression? 647 02:00:26,386 --> 02:00:28,798 "If the shoe fits, you must wear it." 648 02:01:32,285 --> 02:01:36,870 Aldo: shithead. Faggot . you! 649 02:01:36,998 --> 02:01:38,989 Bunch of shithead . 650 02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:43,456 you, too! 651 02:01:46,090 --> 02:01:50,208 Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of bitches! Get your hands off me. 652 02:01:50,720 --> 02:01:54,212 You bratwurst-smelling... Goddamn you! Get off 653 02:02:12,784 --> 02:02:14,264 You Jerry-banging, Limburg-smelling... 654 02:02:18,373 --> 02:02:20,659 As Stanley said to livingstone, 655 02:02:20,750 --> 02:02:22,911 lieutenant Aldo raine, I presume? 656 02:02:23,837 --> 02:02:25,202 Hans landa. 657 02:02:27,382 --> 02:02:29,748 You've had a nice long run, Aldo. 658 02:02:30,677 --> 02:02:33,510 Alas, you're now in the hands of the ss. 659 02:02:33,596 --> 02:02:35,132 My hands to be exact. 660 02:02:35,223 --> 02:02:38,932 And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. 661 02:02:42,814 --> 02:02:44,600 Caught you flinching. 662 02:02:48,820 --> 02:02:51,027 Aldo: Touch me again, kraut-burger. 663 02:03:06,880 --> 02:03:07,915 Utivich? 664 02:03:07,964 --> 02:03:09,420 Is that you, lieutenant? 665 02:03:09,465 --> 02:03:10,545 Yeah. 666 02:03:11,134 --> 02:03:13,250 Do you know what happened to Donny? 667 02:03:13,303 --> 02:03:14,418 Omar? 668 02:03:15,138 --> 02:03:16,138 The woman? 669 02:03:16,222 --> 02:03:17,462 No, I do not. 670 02:04:04,020 --> 02:04:07,558 Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, 671 02:04:07,649 --> 02:04:09,605 would you show me mercy? 672 02:04:14,197 --> 02:04:15,312 Nope. 673 02:04:15,990 --> 02:04:19,232 What is that english expression about shoes and feet? 674 02:04:19,327 --> 02:04:22,865 "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Yeah, I was just thinking that. 675 02:04:35,927 --> 02:04:38,794 So you're Aldo the apache. 676 02:04:39,931 --> 02:04:41,171 So you're the Jew hunter. 677 02:04:41,224 --> 02:04:42,930 I'm a detective. 678 02:04:43,017 --> 02:04:44,882 A damn good detective. 679 02:04:45,228 --> 02:04:46,809 Finding people is my specialty, 680 02:04:46,896 --> 02:04:49,308 so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people. 681 02:04:49,399 --> 02:04:52,562 And, yes, some of them were Jews. But Jew hunter? 682 02:04:53,861 --> 02:04:55,726 Just a name that stuck. 683 02:04:56,197 --> 02:04:58,984 Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. 684 02:05:00,451 --> 02:05:03,614 Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? 685 02:05:03,705 --> 02:05:06,196 Aldo the apache and the little man? 686 02:05:07,291 --> 02:05:09,407 What do you mean the little man? 687 02:05:09,502 --> 02:05:11,288 Germans' nickname for you. 688 02:05:11,379 --> 02:05:14,416 The Germans' nickname for me is the little man? 689 02:05:14,799 --> 02:05:19,338 And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. 690 02:05:19,429 --> 02:05:21,841 I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, 691 02:05:21,931 --> 02:05:23,762 as your reputation would suggest. 692 02:05:23,808 --> 02:05:25,344 Where's my men? 693 02:05:25,893 --> 02:05:28,225 Where's Bridget Von hammersmark? 694 02:05:31,107 --> 02:05:34,270 Well, let's just say, she got what she deserved. 695 02:05:36,779 --> 02:05:39,270 And when you purchase friends like Bridget Von hammersmark, 696 02:05:39,365 --> 02:05:41,356 you get what you pay for. 697 02:05:42,785 --> 02:05:47,779 Now as far as your paesanos, sergeant donowitz and private Omar... 698 02:05:47,874 --> 02:05:49,785 How you know our names? 699 02:05:50,376 --> 02:05:51,957 Lieutenant Aldo, 700 02:05:53,838 --> 02:05:55,315 if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate 701 02:05:55,339 --> 02:05:58,706 every single one of your swastika-marked survivors, 702 02:06:01,137 --> 02:06:04,721 we simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. 703 02:06:04,807 --> 02:06:06,388 No, I guess not. 704 02:06:06,601 --> 02:06:11,721 Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. 705 02:06:14,901 --> 02:06:16,641 As of this moment, 706 02:06:16,736 --> 02:06:21,571 both Omar and donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in. 707 02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:25,818 Double-zero 23 and double-zero 24, if my memory serves. 708 02:06:26,579 --> 02:06:29,992 Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode. 709 02:06:30,083 --> 02:06:33,325 And your mission, some would call a terrorist plot, 710 02:06:33,419 --> 02:06:35,956 as of this moment, is still a go. 711 02:06:36,005 --> 02:06:39,338 That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? Eliza on ice? 712 02:06:39,425 --> 02:06:40,665 However, 713 02:06:42,553 --> 02:06:45,670 all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, 714 02:06:45,765 --> 02:06:48,598 inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput. 715 02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:56,231 If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, 716 02:06:57,568 --> 02:06:59,421 there ain't no way you're going to take them boys 717 02:06:59,445 --> 02:07:01,060 without setting off them bombs. 718 02:07:01,155 --> 02:07:02,895 I have no doubt. 719 02:07:02,990 --> 02:07:06,323 And, yes, some Germans will die. Yes, it will ruin the evening. 720 02:07:06,369 --> 02:07:09,281 And, yes, goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you 721 02:07:09,372 --> 02:07:11,454 for what you've done to his big night. 722 02:07:12,708 --> 02:07:15,040 But you won't get Hitler, you won't get goebbels, 723 02:07:15,086 --> 02:07:18,123 you won't get goring, and you won't get bormann. 724 02:07:18,214 --> 02:07:20,796 And you need all four to end the war. 725 02:07:22,468 --> 02:07:25,676 But if I don't pick up this phone right here, 726 02:07:25,721 --> 02:07:28,053 you may very well get all four. 727 02:07:29,308 --> 02:07:34,143 And if you get all four, you end the war 728 02:07:35,398 --> 02:07:36,638 tonight. 729 02:07:38,025 --> 02:07:39,561 So, gentlemen, 730 02:07:40,278 --> 02:07:43,486 let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. 731 02:07:46,409 --> 02:07:48,240 So, the way I see it, 732 02:07:48,327 --> 02:07:52,536 since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, 733 02:07:53,207 --> 02:07:54,788 if I do nothing, 734 02:07:55,209 --> 02:07:57,916 it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. 735 02:07:58,004 --> 02:07:59,244 Wouldn't you agree? 736 02:07:59,922 --> 02:08:01,253 I guess so. 737 02:08:03,843 --> 02:08:05,879 How about you, utivich? 738 02:08:05,928 --> 02:08:07,543 I guess so, too. 739 02:08:13,102 --> 02:08:14,342 Gentlemen, I have no intention 740 02:08:14,437 --> 02:08:17,554 of killing Hitler and killing goebbels and killing géring and killing bormann, 741 02:08:17,607 --> 02:08:20,394 not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the allies, 742 02:08:20,443 --> 02:08:24,186 only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. 743 02:08:26,282 --> 02:08:29,820 If you want to win the war tonight, 744 02:08:31,454 --> 02:08:33,615 we have to make a deal. 745 02:08:36,626 --> 02:08:38,366 What kind of deal? 746 02:08:38,461 --> 02:08:40,998 The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. 747 02:08:41,088 --> 02:08:45,627 However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. 748 02:08:46,636 --> 02:08:47,967 A general. 749 02:08:48,638 --> 02:08:50,299 I'm betting for... 750 02:08:52,016 --> 02:08:53,927 Oss would be my guess. 751 02:08:57,855 --> 02:09:00,312 That's a bingo! 752 02:09:03,319 --> 02:09:05,810 Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo." 753 02:09:05,905 --> 02:09:07,816 You just say, "bingo." 754 02:09:07,865 --> 02:09:10,106 Bingo! How fun. 755 02:09:12,536 --> 02:09:15,619 But I digress. Where were we? Yeah! Make a deal. 756 02:09:16,165 --> 02:09:20,625 Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it 757 02:09:20,670 --> 02:09:24,834 is a more than capable radio operator named hermann. 758 02:09:25,174 --> 02:09:27,506 Get me someone on the other end of that radio 759 02:09:27,593 --> 02:09:30,676 with the power of the pen to authorize my, 760 02:09:30,721 --> 02:09:33,679 let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender. 761 02:09:33,724 --> 02:09:36,136 If that tastes better going down. 762 02:09:36,936 --> 02:09:38,176 You know, where I'm from... 763 02:09:38,271 --> 02:09:40,182 Yeah? Where is that exactly? 764 02:09:40,231 --> 02:09:42,313 Maynarduville, Tennessee. 765 02:09:42,358 --> 02:09:44,815 I've done my share of bootlegging. 766 02:09:45,027 --> 02:09:48,690 Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, 767 02:09:48,781 --> 02:09:50,968 but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family 768 02:09:50,992 --> 02:09:55,406 selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. 769 02:09:57,373 --> 02:10:00,786 Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, 770 02:10:01,460 --> 02:10:02,700 it ain't. 771 02:10:04,547 --> 02:10:07,334 Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, 772 02:10:07,383 --> 02:10:12,093 and 999.999 times out of a million, you would be correct. 773 02:10:14,098 --> 02:10:17,682 But in the pages of history, every once in a while, 774 02:10:18,269 --> 02:10:21,636 fate reaches out and extends its hand. 775 02:10:28,487 --> 02:10:30,443 What shall the history books read? 776 02:10:57,308 --> 02:11:00,516 Man: I implore you. We must destroy that tower. 777 02:11:01,937 --> 02:11:03,552 Sarge, that tower... 778 02:11:23,125 --> 02:11:25,036 Man: The tower stands! 779 02:11:32,176 --> 02:11:34,667 Psst! Psst! 780 02:14:04,787 --> 02:14:07,015 Hans: So when the military history of this night is written, 781 02:14:07,039 --> 02:14:10,748 it will be recorded that I was part of operation kino 782 02:14:10,793 --> 02:14:13,626 from the very beginning as a double agent. 783 02:14:13,671 --> 02:14:17,710 Anything I've done in my guise as an ss colonel 784 02:14:17,800 --> 02:14:20,837 was sanctioned by the oss as a necessary evil 785 02:14:20,928 --> 02:14:23,635 to establish my cover with the Germans. 786 02:14:23,847 --> 02:14:27,135 And it was my placement of lieutenant raine's dynamite 787 02:14:27,226 --> 02:14:30,184 in Hitler and goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. 788 02:14:47,329 --> 02:14:50,321 By the way, that last part is actually true. 789 02:14:50,416 --> 02:14:55,331 I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. 790 02:14:55,671 --> 02:14:58,083 I want to receive the congressional medal of honor 791 02:14:58,173 --> 02:15:02,132 for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the third reich. 792 02:15:03,554 --> 02:15:06,671 In fact, I want all the members of operation kino 793 02:15:06,724 --> 02:15:09,682 to receive the congressional medal of honor. 794 02:15:10,060 --> 02:15:13,769 Full citizenship for myself. Well, that goes without saying. 795 02:15:14,064 --> 02:15:17,306 And I would like the United States of America 796 02:15:17,359 --> 02:15:21,443 to purchase property for me on nantucket island 797 02:15:21,530 --> 02:15:24,818 as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved 798 02:15:24,867 --> 02:15:27,199 by bringing the tyranny of the national socialist party 799 02:15:27,286 --> 02:15:30,904 to a swifter-than-imagined end. Do you have all that, sir? 800 02:15:32,708 --> 02:15:36,166 I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. 801 02:15:37,046 --> 02:15:39,253 Lieutenant raine? Right here. 802 02:15:42,468 --> 02:15:43,708 Yes, sir. 803 02:15:43,761 --> 02:15:47,549 General: Colonel landa will put you and private utivich in a truck as prisoners. 804 02:15:47,598 --> 02:15:51,967 Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines. 805 02:15:52,061 --> 02:15:56,646 Upon crossing our lines, colonel landa and his man will surrender to you. 806 02:15:56,732 --> 02:15:59,269 You will then take over driving of the truck 807 02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,727 and bring them straight to me for debriefing. Is that clear, lieutenant? 808 02:16:02,821 --> 02:16:03,936 Yes, sir. 809 02:16:04,031 --> 02:16:05,487 Over and out. 810 02:21:49,668 --> 02:21:52,250 When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard. 811 02:21:52,337 --> 02:21:54,293 Can you do it? I have to. 812 02:22:24,536 --> 02:22:25,867 Champagne? 813 02:23:17,714 --> 02:23:20,421 Who wants to send a message to Germany? 814 02:23:21,259 --> 02:23:23,591 I have a message for Germany. 815 02:23:27,057 --> 02:23:29,298 That you are all going to die. 816 02:23:33,063 --> 02:23:38,478 And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it! 817 02:23:40,570 --> 02:23:43,653 Marcel, burn it down. 818 02:23:44,658 --> 02:23:46,148 Oui, shosanna. 819 02:24:21,611 --> 02:24:23,727 My name is shosanna Dreyfus, 820 02:24:24,114 --> 02:24:25,695 and this is the face 821 02:24:27,659 --> 02:24:29,991 of Jewish vengeance. 822 02:26:35,662 --> 02:26:37,448 Hans: Hermann, uncuff them. 823 02:26:56,099 --> 02:27:00,092 I'm officially surrendering myself over to you, lieutenant raine. 824 02:27:01,229 --> 02:27:03,015 We're your prisoners. 825 02:27:03,857 --> 02:27:05,563 How about my knife? 826 02:27:11,531 --> 02:27:13,522 Thank you very much, colonel. 827 02:27:13,575 --> 02:27:16,658 Utivich, cuff the colonel's hands behind his back. 828 02:27:16,745 --> 02:27:18,952 Is that really necessary? 829 02:27:19,039 --> 02:27:21,121 I'm a slave to appearances. 830 02:27:24,294 --> 02:27:25,784 Scalp hermann. 831 02:27:27,464 --> 02:27:29,125 Are you mad? 832 02:27:29,507 --> 02:27:31,247 What have you done? 833 02:27:31,760 --> 02:27:35,093 I made a deal with your general for that man's life! 834 02:27:36,181 --> 02:27:39,594 Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't give a about him. They need you. 835 02:27:39,642 --> 02:27:41,598 You'll be shot for this! 836 02:27:42,270 --> 02:27:45,762 Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. 837 02:27:47,108 --> 02:27:51,272 You know, utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass. 838 02:27:51,738 --> 02:27:53,478 End the war tonight? 839 02:27:54,908 --> 02:27:56,444 I'd make that deal. 840 02:27:56,534 --> 02:27:58,399 How about you, utivich? You make that deal? 841 02:27:58,453 --> 02:27:59,453 I'd make that deal. 842 02:27:59,537 --> 02:28:02,028 I don't blame you. Damn good deal. 843 02:28:02,791 --> 02:28:05,954 And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself. 844 02:28:06,002 --> 02:28:09,415 Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, 845 02:28:09,464 --> 02:28:12,456 I suppose that's worth certain considerations. 846 02:28:13,218 --> 02:28:15,300 But I do have one question. 847 02:28:16,388 --> 02:28:19,130 When you get to your little place on nantucket island, 848 02:28:19,224 --> 02:28:23,809 I imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking ss uniform of yours. 849 02:28:23,853 --> 02:28:25,184 Ain't you? 850 02:28:29,150 --> 02:28:31,015 That's what I thought. 851 02:28:31,778 --> 02:28:33,643 Now, that I can't abide. 852 02:28:35,073 --> 02:28:37,359 How about you, utivich, can you abide it? 853 02:28:37,450 --> 02:28:39,315 Not one damn bit, sir. 854 02:28:40,954 --> 02:28:43,036 I mean, if I had my way, 855 02:28:43,540 --> 02:28:48,000 you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. 856 02:28:49,504 --> 02:28:50,564 But I'm aware that ain't practical. 857 02:28:50,588 --> 02:28:53,671 I mean, at some point, you're going to have to take it off. 858 02:28:53,716 --> 02:28:54,831 So, 859 02:28:55,802 --> 02:28:59,511 I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 860 02:29:24,456 --> 02:29:26,572 You know something, utivich? 861 02:29:26,958 --> 02:29:29,745 I think this just might be my masterpiece.